The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really.
Favourite Movies
Fargo, Count of Monte Cristo, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Labryinth
Favourite TV Shows
Breaking Bad, Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Office
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Modest Mouse, The Killers, Weezer, Two Door Cinema Club, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Strokes
Favourite Books
The Count of Monte Cristo, Death Be Not Proud, Arabian Nights, The Phantom of The Opera
Favourite Writers
Alexander Dumas, John J. Ratey, Gaston Leroux
Favourite Games
Legend of Zelda, Pokemon, .Hack//G.U., Fire Emblem, Animal Crossing
Favourite Gaming Platform
Play Station, most Nintendo